27. any pronouns. ace & queer. kpop sideblog is @longhairwoozi
my deadpool and wolverine review: you could have replaced 90% of the fight scenes with gay sex and nothing of the plot or tone would have changed, the only thing stopping them is marvel’s cowardice
I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns
meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that’s really really beautiful but i’m always thinking about the first “she x on my y til i z” being “she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge” and the first “fork found in kitchen” coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.
“Tiffany “New York” Pollard — the queen of reality TV, the HBIC herself — is opening up like never before. In a new interview with "PinkNews,” she shared why she resonates with being non-binary, saying, “Some days I may feel a lot more masculine, and some days I’m super feminine — and that’s okay… shoving me back in the closet is never going to be an option.” Tiffany went on to say, “If I didn’t have such a strong connection to the queer fanbase that I have, I don’t know if I would still be in the game… They keep the HBIC alive!”"
The Monarch of Meme was already queer, and we’re happy to see her discovery. Black queer folk CONTINUE TO WIN 👑
that’s parent
If you don’t recognize the name…you might recognize some other appearances:
Gotta appreciate how goddang on point Yiddish was with developing the verbage. “Mazel tov”. “Schlep”. “Kvetching”. It feels good in the mouth. Accurate. Organic. Kiki and Boba of concepts
I believe that if I’d never heard the word before in my life and someone pointed to some sleazy rapscallion rubbing elbows with persons of influence and said that they were “schmoozing” I would just innately know what they meant
They started breaking ground in 2019 but the government has been trying to build this airport since 2011. More and more of the locals don’t want it because of how it’ll destroy the area even though they’ve been offered a lot of money for their land and promised jobs. None of the scientists who work in the area want it. South America like Chile/Bolivia/Peru/Ecuador/etc etc etc are such unique and old places. The ecology in South America is so special and has species that are nowhere else in the world. The landscape is unusual and special. The people there have been able to maintain traditions despite colonization in a lot of cases. The artifacts there are priceless, we’ve lost so so so much to colonization, knowledge, architecture, culture, artifacts. These areas are delicate and need protection. A lot of the governments in South America have corruption, like anywhere else. The people and land are constantly sacrificed. The Atacama desert in Chile has so so much to protect and they’re mining nonstop for copper, polluting water, evicting eighty year olds and disabled people to make way for construction, piping away their water and plowing through a delicate desert ecosystem. There’s a clothes dump so big there you can see it from space
There’s so so much to lose in South America. If you visit the altiplano in Bolivia, there are native farmers living out there essentially off grid. Chile has many indigenous groups still despite being so industrialized. We still have Quechua, Aymara and Mapuche being spoken every day. The landscape MATTERS to us. It breaks my heart to see the land so disrespected and ruined. The people are connected to the land. You can talk to almost any indigenous group and they’ll tell you the same thing. It’s a cultural thing that was passed down for thousands of years. The shapes the mountains make against the sky, the way a lake sits between the hills, flocks of guanaco and vicuña grazing. The landscape is sacred and old
I know there are ecological battles everywhere right now with the rich and powerful crushing anyone in their way. I just had to say something because this hits so close to home and I ache thinking about my homelands being destroyed beyond recognition. I’m haunted by the sculpture in the middle of Inca ruins that’s an exact tiny replica of the mountains on the opposite side of the valley. The very shape of the rocks is special to us
There are some elderly people near me in this restaurant and two of them started talking about their trans nephew really affectionately… maybe there is good in this world……
One of the old women was joking about how she “just can’t figure out what he’s gonna do next!” because her nephew is “so energetic.” The man she’s with was talking about how confident he is on testosterone compared to how “depressed and introverted” he was before “getting on the stuff.” I love this so much. Shout out to supportive old people.
The older guy accidentally misgendered the nephew once but immediately corrected himself, and later said “he’s really a bright young man!” while bragging. Peace and love on planet earth. <3
they will never convince me to take fuck out of my star wars fics. i’m fine with throwing in some kark and kriff and osik and shab whatever that’s all well and good but they will have to pry the real life swear fuck from my cold dead hands. kark simply does not hit the same and canon can eat dirt when i’ve decided it’s time for commander cody to say “what the fuck are you talking about sir” or some shit equivalent
You can pry fuck and shit and ass and god damn it out of my cold dead hands
a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you’ll periodically come across a post along the lines of “um let’s not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person…” listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it’s true… but it’s the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling… At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going “your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn”
we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist
female characters are always lighter than male characters. strong characters are almost always dark. aggressive characters are almost always dark. peaceful and intelligent characters are almost always light. even amongst darker characters the lightest one is usually either the leader or the girls. dark is evil and light is good.
if you try to explain this to a white person they look at you like youre insane
briefly pursuing a career in animation radicalized me on this. So many stories from the industry about how you have to start with your character design as dark as possible, because INEVITABLY you’ll get “notes” from higher-ups asking you to make them lighter.
In a class about making a pitch bible my teacher once role-played as a shitty executive with a classmate, pressing them in intentionally abrasive ways about why they made their characters diverse. He emphasized that we had to learn to defend these things, because the racism in the industry is extremely deliberate.
Ronald Wimberly’s comic essay, Lighten Up, stays evergreen
i bet a HUGE number of vampire hunters would develop obsessive compulsive symptoms around the possibility of being a vampire. carrying around a little compact mirror so they can compulsively check for a reflection. saying DON’T INVITE ME IN to anyone who opens a door for them, and if they forget they have to walk out and tell the person to revoke the invitation. spending hours after counting anything obsessively wondering if they did it compulsively you get the picture
and because vampires exhibit obsessive compulsive behavior i’m sure there’s a huge stigma in the vampire hunter community around admitting to having ocd. i bet it’s fucking rampant. they probably encourage other vampire hunters to take up their compulsions under the guise of sharing life-saving advice
there are many things about the english language which are Terrible and No Good At All but I think my least favourite is that ‘had had’ is grammatically coherent
